Tag: funny
member name: *Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D.
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October 27, 2009 08:59 PM EDT --
Meet my purse. It (ways) weighs six pounds! I take her everywhere. She causes my daughter and I grief. We argue over who will carry her. My daughter argues that it's . . .
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August 19, 2009 08:25 PM EDT --
Here's a list of Obama's documented lies to this point. There are 158. It's a work in progress. It never ceases to amaze when liberals point fingers that Bush or Fox lies, with the dirt . . .
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May 31, 2009 12:23 PM EDT --
Milk boxes
Black and white televisions
One television in the living room
One phone in the living room
Mom's apron
When going out to eat hardly ever happened
Candy at 5 cents a bar
Roller . . .
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January 22, 2008 08:00 PM EST --
I looked at my cell phone bill today and it was $567.00. I thought surely this is some mistake. No! It was for real. My youngest daughter ran up a bill by going over our minutes by more than 700 minutes. . . .
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May 26, 2007 01:14 AM EDT --
There was a man with no arms and he needed a job. He applied at a local church as the bell ringer. The reverand said, "How can you ring the bell with no hands.
The man explained . . .
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September 19, 2007 09:40 AM EDT --
I found this on MSNBC. I hope it is properly cited. I thought it was so typical of the government that I had to share it with you. Please let me know if it's not properly cited.
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September 23, 2007 11:13 PM EDT --
On my way home from work, I couldn't believe my eyes. I saw an elephant. Of course those of you who know me, know I am a story teller. But I don't lie. I told everyone but . . .
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March 20, 2008 11:25 PM EDT --
I was at the grocery store today paying for my food. A drunk came up behind me and said,
"You're single aren't you lady?"
I asked how he knew.
He said, "You're . . .
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March 29, 2008 09:16 PM EDT --
You know the drill. I should be dancing in my stilletos but I thought I'd stay home and chat with you. What's up???
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July 14, 2008 04:19 PM EDT --
Not me! I"m laughing!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25673
Article by Associated Press.
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November 07, 2008 09:14 PM EST --
The teacher of this second grader told me this story at lunch in the teacher's lounge.
She had a seven year old who struggled to write. She would grasp her fat pencil so tightly and . . .
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November 23, 2008 09:58 PM EST --
I like my pings! ‹(•¿•)›
‹(•¿•)› I want my pings.
I need my pings. ‹(•¿•)›
‹(•¿•)› I'm pingable! ‹(•¿•)›
I'm seriously pinging that we need all . . .
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March 10, 2009 01:05 PM EDT --
I just got this, and it tickled me. I thought we could use a joke.
Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on . . .
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April 15, 2009 06:45 PM EDT --
The flag was for "Harassment." Now, that flag was dropped for "Crude or indecent language. Well, if Nellie was on it, it was crude or indecent, so I am happy. I still . . .
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May 27, 2009 05:24 PM EDT --
Obama's teleprompter blew over during his speech at the United States Air Force Academy. Biden got a big laugh when he said,
"What am I gonna tell the president?" Biden said as a gust of . . .
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August 08, 2009 09:36 PM EDT --
I couldn't resist. I got a bill for $78.00 last month, and planned on paying it in full this month. I happened to look in the paper and saw:
Sisters of Mercy suing someone for an unpaid . . .
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October 15, 2009 09:47 PM EDT --
I had this hanging in my classroom and just came across it. I don't know who the author was, but he or she was definately a teacher. My copy was laminated!
Then Simon Peter said, “Should . . .
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May 22, 2007 01:59 AM EDT --
I saw on the news today where a hearse carrying a body to the grave in San Franscisco hit a large pothole. The doors of the hearse were not properly secured, and the coffin slipped out. It . . .
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September 15, 2007 05:02 PM EDT --
People love to talk about their dogs. I do. Each one seems to do something special. My golden retriever won't go outside. He whines and cries as if he were standing in hot oil. . . .
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September 26, 2007 12:37 PM EDT --
I was ironing one day, and I saw my new in-laws drive up. I was upset because there was the ironing board in the middle of the kitchen. So, I told my husband to put it away. I was left . . .
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