Tag: funny
member name: *Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D.
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August 04, 2009 07:14 PM EDT --
I didn't know bathrooms where bi-sexual. My husband came home today after going to work and he had to attend a class for work. He said the building has bi-sexual bathrooms. What is that? . . .
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August 19, 2009 08:25 PM EDT --
Here's a list of Obama's documented lies to this point. There are 158. It's a work in progress. It never ceases to amaze when liberals point fingers that Bush or Fox lies, with the dirt . . .
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December 10, 2009 08:45 PM EST --
Today, I took three of my grandchildren to the mall. My daughter forgot the stroller and two of them are twins, 8 months old.
We had to rent two strollers, and with all the confusion . . .
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May 31, 2009 12:23 PM EDT --
Milk boxes
Black and white televisions
One television in the living room
One phone in the living room
Mom's apron
When going out to eat hardly ever happened
Candy at 5 cents a bar
Roller . . .
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October 27, 2009 08:59 PM EDT --
Meet my purse. It (ways) weighs six pounds! I take her everywhere. She causes my daughter and I grief. We argue over who will carry her. My daughter argues that it's . . .
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November 17, 2009 08:29 PM EST --
Short trip, but here it is. I took her to church. She is a bad Catholic, and raised me to be a bad Catholic as well, so when I was old enough I became a fairly good Baptist. I took her . . .
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November 20, 2009 10:49 AM EST --
What will worry us now? Is it that Kelloggs announced it is having problems with their plants and will have to shut down production or the too much water story and pumpkins in short supply. . . .
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May 27, 2009 05:24 PM EDT --
Obama's teleprompter blew over during his speech at the United States Air Force Academy. Biden got a big laugh when he said,
"What am I gonna tell the president?" Biden said as a gust of . . .
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July 13, 2009 08:59 PM EDT --
If by romance you mean roses, and diamonds, my husband would fail. But he is a love of 38 years, and I thought it would be fun to share some of the dumb and good gifts I've received.
Multi-colored . . .
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August 13, 2009 03:28 PM EDT --
Big deal, right? No. Not after you've been recovering from surgery for 2 months, and your husband says he washed the floor.
"Yes, it's clean."
Does a man know the meaning of clean? . . .
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August 15, 2009 04:00 PM EDT --
I read and just read an article here about who is against health care reform. So, I checked on who is supporting healthcare reform.
Moveon.org
Wow!, Mr. Obama you keep some of the best company . . .
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September 02, 2009 09:40 PM EDT --
People like Republicans shouldn't take Social Security or Medicare. Instead, they should get back all the money they poured unwillingly into a system that is broke plus interest..
That will . . .
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October 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT --
Do you have a crazy neighbor? My nutty neighbor is not in my neighborhood, but I have to drive past his house to get to the highway. My husband tells me not to look. I can't help myself. . . .
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May 08, 2007 01:13 AM EDT --
I can't stand it. Someone coins a phrase and you think it refers to you. If you don't pay attention to one task, you will not do a good job. I am not a multi-tasker. It's . . .
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April 19, 2009 11:49 AM EDT --
As the courts ponder the lawsuits against a wealthy loser, Al Gore, and as he flies around in his Lear Jet burning fuel, and as he lives in his mansion, burning more electricity in a month than most of . . .
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June 05, 2009 05:51 PM EDT --
Thanks
Thanks for sharing
LOL
OMG
Wonderful
As comments go these are fine, but why waste your time? Would a sentence hurt your feelings? Is it that you really didn't read the . . .
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August 13, 2009 11:01 PM EDT --
You see: Here's my life: My husband asks a really dumb question, "Where did vaseline come from?" So I have to know, and now, you know. See below.
http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/vaseline.asp . . .
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November 12, 2009 10:15 AM EST --
Please, as an Italian American, I think it's a hoot!
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September 19, 2007 09:40 AM EDT --
I found this on MSNBC. I hope it is properly cited. I thought it was so typical of the government that I had to share it with you. Please let me know if it's not properly cited.
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March 29, 2008 09:16 PM EDT --
You know the drill. I should be dancing in my stilletos but I thought I'd stay home and chat with you. What's up???
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